Realm of the Gundam Pilots
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Duo: Wheeee! ^_^ Heero, you suck! Relena: Hehehe... Heero: *glare* Relena, if you trip me again, I will kill you...I'll smother you in the snow! *evil grin* Wufei: Nataku... *blush* ...it's like you're with me right now... Trowa: *thinking* Let's see how much like a board I can look! Quatre: *smile* Puppies! ^_^ *spots the bunnies* Bunnies! ^_^ Dogs: *perk up and tear after the bunnies, ripping them to shreds and each one bringing Quatre a piece* Quatre: *stares at the three ears and a tail that just got dumped on his lap* o_O Poor bunnies...
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Duo: *thinking* Ho, man...just keep smiling...that's it... *covering up the hole in his pants* Relena: *thinking* I love my Jesse Ventura feather boa! ^_^ Wufei: *thinking* I think I'll sit up here until that mouse leaves... Heero: *thinking* Why does she have to stand next to me? Why? WHY?! Trowa: ...nice roses, Quatre. Quatre: Thanks, Trowa! *smile* Trowa: ...who are they for? Quatre: *blush* I dunno, I just like roses...
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Photographer: Okay, now that you're in your costumes, smile for the camera! ^_^ Duo: I love my gloves! *smile* Quatre: More roses! YAY! *smile* Too bad Trowa had to perform tonight... Heero: ...a scarf? How original... Ack, it's so hot under all of these coats... *is used to his tank top* Wufei: ...I hate having my picture taken...especially in stupid costumes! Why do I have to wear pink?! *fumes* What's with the rose?! Photographer: *sweatdrop* It's a corsage... Wufei: I don't care what it is, I'm still wearing a flower! Photographer: *laughs nervously* Hehe...o-okay! Camera: *flash* *flash* *flash* Gundam Pilots: Ack! *blinded* Wufei: *snaps* That's the last straw! Take another picture and I'll throw my knife at you! Photographer: O_o *sweatdrop* Leave me alone!
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Wufei: Hehehe...I'll be safe up here, and they'll get eaten! *hates camping trips* Duo: *sighs* Haaaaaaaaah...relaxation at last... *dozes off* Quatre: *thinking* Maybe I can finally bag him! *insanely cackles to himself, still zero-itized* Trowa: ...how do you open this?! *tries to unscrew the coffee mug lid* Heero: Hurry up! I'm falling asleep, and I haven't slept for ten years! I need coffee! *starts advancing on Trowa*
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Milliardo: I'm blue, daba dee daba die... Wufei: *jump* *jump* *kick* Lady Une: *sigh* Treize... Duo: *goes insane* Die, Lady Une! Treize: *grabs a flower petal* Pretty... Heero: *thinking* How do you hold this thing again? Relena: *thinking* I'm touching him and he's not threatening me?! Quatre: *is dead* Trowa: Quatre...you didn't have to block that MD fire... *goes insane* I'll kill OZ!!!
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Trowa: Ooooooh, a cloud! Duo: Ack, my hat! Quatre: *laughs* I'll catch it! Heero: ...you two... *smile* Wufei: *smirk* Hope he loses his stupid hat...
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Wufei: *pout* Why do I have to have an oblong head? Quatre: *shot in the back* Ugh... Violin: *screeeeeeeech* Heero: *stares* What's wrong with everybody?! Duo: *hick* I'm drunk, and I'm going to try to dance! Relena: *cries* Why do I always look like the ugly hag? Trowa: ...what's wrong with everybody? *looks at his mask* What's wrong with me?! A clown mask?! ACK! *throws it on the ground*
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Trowa: *pout* Why do I have to wear a stupid hat? Duo: *yaaaaaaaaawn* Wufei: I have to sleep like a board. It's weak not to. Treize: I must have my wine before bed! Heero: ...touch my pillow and I'll kill you. Quatre: ... *smile* I'll just sit here, smiling contentedly... Relena: MY TEDDY BEAR!! *sitting in a position that is bad for her legs* Milliardo: ... *smile* She's so immature...I don't know if she can run the Sanc kingdom either...
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Wufei: Fly, Nataku, fly! High above those weaklings! ^_^ Duo: Die, MD! Deathscythe is here, sending you to meet your maker! ^_^ Heero: ...uh, Wufei... *sweatdrop* Wufei? Hellooooo... *smacks him* Get off my head! Quatre: Wanna be friends, Heavyarms? Trowa: *smile* Okay, Sandrock. Let's be friends. Relena: Now, you must listen to me! BlahblahblahpeaceblahblahblahHeeroblahblahblahkillblahblahblahpeaceblahblahblahHeeroblahblahblahgunsblahblahblahgundams! Everybody: *completely ignored her* Relena: *siiiigh*
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Duo: This is fun! *plays vibrato* Quatre: Sounds great, Duo! ^_^ Heero: ...this is too hard... *scratchy notes* ...I've failed at a mission...I must kill myself... Quatre: *sweatdrops* It's okay...it takes a while to get used to playing... Trowa: *is playing away* (^_^) Wufei: *sweatdrop* Uh...Quatre? What did I just doooo?
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Dorothy: How's your neck feel now, Miss Relena? Relena: *glances at Heero longingly* Better, thank you... Milliardo: *...siiiiiigh...* I hate being the tallest... Heero: *sulk* ...just be thankful you don't have to sit next to her... Hilde: Tee hee... Duo: Quit touching my hair! Noin: I'm glad he's standing behind a boy... O_o Or am I?! Quatre: *sigh of relief* I'm so glad she's standing over there... Catherine: *glomp* Trowa: O_o ...ack...can't...breathe... Sally: ... *hesitant to make her move* Wufei: That's right, no touching. If you do touch me, I'll kill you.
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Quatre: Duo, calm down... ^_^' ...I'd like some too! Duo: Gimme some cake! Gimme some cake! Heero: Don't touch it, Maxwell...go away! Trowa: Mmmm...whipped cream! ...I got the plates! Wufei: *takes out his knife* ...if anybody touches the cake, I'm gonna kill 'em.
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Relena: Alright, Heero! Now that I've got you, I'm going to take you to my birthday party, and you have to go this time! Heero: Uh...hey...I don't wanna! Let go of me! *sweatdrop* Relena: *evil grin* It's your mission, Heero! Heero: *sulks, but stops struggling* Duo: Hey Heero! Take it easy there! *laughs* Don't wanna sweep her off her feet! Wufei: *looks upward* Oh, geeeeez...Nataku, you were never that weak, were you? Quatre: ...well, whaddya say, Trowa? Wanna perform for Relena's party? Trowa: ...er, no, Quatre, I've...er...I've... Quatre: *looks at him nervously* Trowa: ...well... *sweatdrop* I sorta lost my flute... *shuffles his feet* Quatre: *sighs in relief* *whispers* I'm glad you did, because Dorothy's going to be there... *shudders*
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Duo: ...what's with this apple? It tastes weird...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Heero: *smile* Hehehe...
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Heero: ... *sulks* Relena: ...aren't you enjoying my party? Heero: No...I don't want to be here, I have a mission, and you keep stepping on my feet! Do it again and I'll hurt you! Relena: *steps on his foot* Heero: *eyes flash* *kicks her as hard as he can in the shin* Relena: *crumples as her leg snaps* *bawls* HEEEEEEEEEEEROOO!! Heero: *walks away whistling* I feel much better now...
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Wufei: ...and it rides great! ^_^ I used it to get away from Noin when we first...met. You should try it out sometime. Trowa: Okay! I love riding motorcycles. I'm saving up to buy one... Quatre: ...and this is when I went to Paris. For the tenth time...Relena...hello? *thinking* If she doesn't pay attention in two seconds I'm going to push her off... Relena: Siiiiigh...Heero... Duo: *is watching Quatre's reaction with glee* Heero: *continues to distract Relena while Quatre's temper rises* Hehehe... Quatre: Relenaaaaaaa! ONE! TWO!! GOODBYE! *shoves her off* Relena: AUUUGGHHHH!!! *splaaaaaat* *the song Ding Dong the Witch is Dead plays* Duo and Heero: *cheer and clap* Yay, Quatre! Quatre: *breathing heavily* I finally did something about her! ^_^ Heero: ...too bad I never did it... -_-'
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Duo: Quatre...what happened to your neck?! It looks like it's been lacerated! Quatre: *blush* I know...this is such an awful picture of me...I'm also not holding my bow correctly, or in the right place... ^^' And my wrist is bent! O_o I mean, look at the positions of my arms! My instructor would have a fit if he saw this picture! Trowa: ...I look fine, though... ~
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NOTE: I can not read Japanese (yet... ^_^), so I don't know what this picture really says, so don't chastise me if you can read the signs, kay? ^_^
Heero: Trowa, get your hair out of my table! Duo: Dude, it went right through the other side! Now I know why some people say that he could poke somebody's eye out with those bangs! O_o Trowa: Haha, shut up and get me out. That's the last time I use Catherine's hair spray.
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Wufei: *smile* I like this outfit. I feel like I'm in colonial times...when they had JUSTICE!! ^_^ Quatre: Yay! More roses! ^_^ Trowa: Quatre... *smile* Relena: ...it's just like I'm holding my wedding bouquet, Heero! ^_^ Duo: Hey, Relena! *smack* Heero: *smirk*
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Wufei: *siiiiigh* Studying is for the weak. Quatre: Trowa, please stop kicking my chair... Trowa: *innocent look* Sorry... Duo: *poke* *grin* *poke* *grin* *poke* *grin* Heero: Cut it out, Maxwell...
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NOTE: I can't read these signs, either! ^_^' So don't chastise me if you can read the signs, kay? ^_^
Noin: Duo! I've told you time and time again to leave these in your room, not the bathroom! Duo: AAAARRRRGGHH!! *turns bright red* Noiiiiiin! Heero: Hehehe...nice boxers, Duo! Quatre: Trowa, help! They're scaring meeee! Trowa: *sweatdrops* Ehe...it's going to be okay, Quatre... Wufei: WHY DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME, ONNA?! Sally: ^_^ Because it's fun! Wufei: *chases her out of the room* GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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Trowa: That was a good shot. Quatre: What?! Trowa: I said, that was a good shot. Quatre: Oh, no, I don't even have a cold! Trowa: *sweatdrop* Wufei: Why won't my gun fire? *looks inside* *the gun explodes in his face* ...oh... Heero: ...got it! Duo: Great shot, Heero! But you still haven't beaten my score! Heero: ...never challenge me when I'm holding a gun, Maxwell... Duo: O_o I'll try to remember that...
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Wufei: Hmmmm...well, maybe if we use this... Trowa: No, that wouldn't work. How about this...? Quatre: Nope, already tried that. I'm still getting a negative as far as reaction goes... Heero: You're doing it wrong. It goes like this... Duo: Oh, yaaaaawn...
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Quatre: Howdy, Heero! Howdy, Trowa! ^_^ Heero: ...howdy. Trowa: Howdy, Quatre! Duo: Wufei, they haven't even noticed us yet! *relaxes and crosses his legs* Wufei: *nonchalantly hides their wanted poster with his head* Get away from me, Maxwell! *inches away from him* Duo: Relax, Wufei. If you relax, they won't notice you! Wufei: Okay, I'll try it out. *clears his throat* Howdy, sherriff! Heero: It's the outlaw, Wufei Chang! Wufei and Duo: O_o ACK! *they both run away* Wufei: *glares* They won't notice?! Duo: *mutters* Shut up, Wufei...
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Duo: *singing* Airplanes flying through the sky, zoooooom! Zooooom! Quatre: *laughs* I used to sing that song all the time with my sisters! ^_^ Trowa: *mutters* I see the airplane! ^_^ Wufei: Maxwell, how old ARE you?! Heero and Wufei: *both notice the camera guy at the same time* o_O Heero: *nudges Duo* *hisses into his ear* There's a camera guy right behind you, and he taped your song, Maxwell. Duo: o_O
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Duo: *pant* *pant* Heero, must we push this thing all the way up the hill? I mean, we've still got about another mile to go! Heero: Yes, we do. Along with going over those mountains up ahead. Duo: *looks up at them* U-u-u-up th-th-ose?!!! Oiii... *passes out* Heero: *rolls his eyes* Who needs you, Maxwell? *glances over at Relena* Er...you stay here...honey... *grimaces* ...and I'll be right back. I'm going to show you some of my tricks on my motorbike! Relena: *pauses, thinking about it* ...well, okay. But don't take too long, Hee-kun! ^_^ Heero: Okay, hehehe-ho boy... o_O *whispers something to Wufei* Wufei: *grins* Go for it, Yuy! Heero: *glances at Relena, who is staring google-eyed at him* o_O Don't worry, I plan to. *starts running up the hill* Relena: *clamps onto Wufei's arm immediately* Doyouthinkhe'llgethurtIhopenothe'ssocuteohmygoshIbrokeanaildoyouthinkitwilltakeverylongforhimtocomebackmycarisprobablyoverheatingalreadyWufeiwhereareyougoing? Wufei: *pries her away and tears after Heero* Wait for meeeeeee!! Duo: *wakes up* Oi...my head... *looks around* Hey, where'd Heero and Wufei go? *spots Relena, who is bawling for Heero* Oh...I can understand why they left... Quatre: Look at the pretty sky, Trowa. Isn't it pretty? I think it's pretty. Did I mention that it's pretty? (sorry folks, but in one of the first episodes he says that the earth is beautiful about two dozen times, so I figured that these lines were fair. ^_~) Trowa: ...sure. It's really pret- ...Quatre, we lived out in the middle of space for two months. Don't you think we've seen enough of it? Quatre: *shrugs* I just thought it was pretty. *looks up at the sky* Sigh...it's so pretty... Trowa: o_O Quatre, stop saying that. Quatre: Huh? Oh, okay. It's so gorgeous! Trowa: QUATRE!!!! Relena: *peers along the horizon for Heero* *spots a minute dust cloud* IT'S HEERO!! ^_^ YAAAAYY!! Heero: *grins as he spots Relena* Here I come, Relena! *speeds up even more* Duo: *suddenly realizes what Heero's planning on doing* o_O O...kay...I think I'll just sit over here by Quatre... *slowly inches off the road* Quatre: Hiya, Duo! Want to talk about how pre-gor- *wilts under Trowa's glare* Okay. Let's talk about something else. Duo: Hold on a second Quatre, I want to watch this. Heero: *guns his bike for a fresh burst of speed and runs it into Relena head on, jumping off right before the impact* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Relena: *screams one last "HEEEEEEEEROOO!!!" before being blown up into little chunks of Relena and spurting blood all over everything within a range of thirty feet* Wufei: *doubles over laughing* Duo: *falls onto his back laughing hysterically* Quatre: o_O ...Relena...you got blood on my new shirt... *covers his eyes* Trowa: It's...okay...Quatre... *is laughing too hard to be much of a comfort to Quatre*
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