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Duo: Wheeee! ^_^ Heero, you suck!
Relena: Hehehe...
Heero: *glare* Relena, if you trip me again, I will kill you...I'll smother you in the snow! *evil grin*
Wufei: Nataku... *blush* ...it's like you're with me right now...
Trowa: *thinking* Let's see how much like a board I can look!
Quatre: *smile* Puppies! ^_^ *spots the bunnies* Bunnies! ^_^
Dogs: *perk up and tear after the bunnies, ripping them to shreds and each one bringing Quatre a piece*
Quatre: *stares at the three ears and a tail that just got dumped on his lap* o_O Poor bunnies...
 
Duo: *thinking* Ho, man...just keep smiling...that's it... *covering up the hole in his pants*
Relena: *thinking* I love my Jesse Ventura feather boa! ^_^
Wufei: *thinking* I think I'll sit up here until that mouse leaves...
Heero: *thinking* Why does she have to stand next to me? Why? WHY?!
Trowa: ...nice roses, Quatre.
Quatre: Thanks, Trowa! *smile*
Trowa: ...who are they for?
Quatre: *blush* I dunno, I just like roses...

Photographer: Okay, now that you're in your costumes, smile for the camera! ^_^
Duo: I love my gloves! *smile*
Quatre: More roses! YAY! *smile* Too bad Trowa had to perform tonight...
Heero: ...a scarf? How original... Ack, it's so hot under all of these coats... *is used to his tank top*
Wufei: ...I hate having my picture taken...especially in stupid costumes! Why do I have to wear pink?! *fumes* What's with the rose?!
Photographer: *sweatdrop* It's a corsage...
Wufei: I don't care what it is, I'm still wearing a flower!
Photographer: *laughs nervously* Hehe...o-okay!
Camera: *flash* *flash* *flash*
Gundam Pilots: Ack! *blinded*
Wufei: *snaps* That's the last straw! Take another picture and I'll throw my knife at you!
Photographer: O_o *sweatdrop* Leave me alone!
 
Wufei: Hehehe...I'll be safe up here, and they'll get eaten! *hates camping trips*
Duo: *sighs* Haaaaaaaaah...relaxation at last... *dozes off*
Quatre: *thinking* Maybe I can finally bag him! *insanely cackles to himself, still zero-itized*
Trowa: ...how do you open this?! *tries to unscrew the coffee mug lid*
Heero: Hurry up! I'm falling asleep, and I haven't slept for ten years! I need coffee! *starts advancing on Trowa*

Milliardo: I'm blue, daba dee daba die...
Wufei: *jump* *jump* *kick*
Lady Une: *sigh* Treize...
Duo: *goes insane* Die, Lady Une!
Treize: *grabs a flower petal* Pretty...
Heero: *thinking* How do you hold this thing again?
Relena: *thinking* I'm touching him and he's not threatening me?!
Quatre: *is dead*
Trowa: Quatre...you didn't have to block that MD fire... *goes insane* I'll kill OZ!!!
 
Trowa: Ooooooh, a cloud!
Duo: Ack, my hat!
Quatre: *laughs* I'll catch it!
Heero: ...you two... *smile*
Wufei: *smirk* Hope he loses his stupid hat...

Wufei: *pout* Why do I have to have an oblong head?
Quatre: *shot in the back* Ugh...
Violin: *screeeeeeeech*
Heero: *stares* What's wrong with everybody?!
Duo: *hick* I'm drunk, and I'm going to try to dance!
Relena: *cries* Why do I always look like the ugly hag?
Trowa: ...what's wrong with everybody? *looks at his mask* What's wrong with me?! A clown mask?! ACK! *throws it on the ground*
 
Trowa: *pout* Why do I have to wear a stupid hat?
Duo: *yaaaaaaaaawn*
Wufei: I have to sleep like a board. It's weak not to.
Treize: I must have my wine before bed!
Heero: ...touch my pillow and I'll kill you.
Quatre: ... *smile* I'll just sit here, smiling contentedly...
Relena: MY TEDDY BEAR!! *sitting in a position that is bad for her legs*
Milliardo: ... *smile* She's so immature...I don't know if she can run the Sanc kingdom either...

Wufei: Fly, Nataku, fly! High above those weaklings! ^_^
Duo: Die, MD! Deathscythe is here, sending you to meet your maker! ^_^
Heero: ...uh, Wufei... *sweatdrop* Wufei? Hellooooo... *smacks him* Get off my head!
Quatre: Wanna be friends, Heavyarms?
Trowa: *smile* Okay, Sandrock. Let's be friends.
Relena: Now, you must listen to me! BlahblahblahpeaceblahblahblahHeeroblahblahblahkillblahblahblahpeaceblahblahblahHeeroblahblahblahgunsblahblahblahgundams! Everybody: *completely ignored her*
Relena: *siiiigh*

 
Duo: This is fun! *plays vibrato*
Quatre: Sounds great, Duo! ^_^
Heero: ...this is too hard... *scratchy notes* ...I've failed at a mission...I must kill myself...
Quatre: *sweatdrops* It's okay...it takes a while to get used to playing...
Trowa: *is playing away* (^_^)
Wufei: *sweatdrop* Uh...Quatre? What did I just doooo?


Dorothy: How's your neck feel now, Miss Relena?
Relena: *glances at Heero longingly* Better, thank you...
Milliardo: *...siiiiiigh...* I hate being the tallest...
Heero: *sulk* ...just be thankful you don't have to sit next to her...
Hilde: Tee hee...
Duo: Quit touching my hair!
Noin: I'm glad he's standing behind a boy... O_o Or am I?!
Quatre: *sigh of relief* I'm so glad she's standing over there...
Catherine: *glomp*
Trowa: O_o ...ack...can't...breathe...
Sally: ... *hesitant to make her move*
Wufei: That's right, no touching. If you do touch me, I'll kill you.
 
Quatre: Duo, calm down... ^_^' ...I'd like some too!
Duo: Gimme some cake! Gimme some cake!
Heero: Don't touch it, Maxwell...go away!
Trowa: Mmmm...whipped cream! ...I got the plates!
Wufei: *takes out his knife* ...if anybody touches the cake, I'm gonna kill 'em.

Relena: Alright, Heero! Now that I've got you, I'm going to take you to my birthday party, and you have to go this time!
Heero: Uh...hey...I don't wanna! Let go of me! *sweatdrop*
Relena: *evil grin* It's your mission, Heero!
Heero: *sulks, but stops struggling*
Duo: Hey Heero! Take it easy there! *laughs* Don't wanna sweep her off her feet!
Wufei: *looks upward* Oh, geeeeez...Nataku, you were never that weak, were you?
Quatre: ...well, whaddya say, Trowa? Wanna perform for Relena's party?
Trowa: ...er, no, Quatre, I've...er...I've...
Quatre: *looks at him nervously*
Trowa: ...well... *sweatdrop* I sorta lost my flute... *shuffles his feet*
Quatre: *sighs in relief* *whispers* I'm glad you did, because Dorothy's going to be there... *shudders*
 
Duo: ...what's with this apple? It tastes weird...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Heero: *smile* Hehehe...

Heero: ... *sulks*
Relena: ...aren't you enjoying my party?
Heero: No...I don't want to be here, I have a mission, and you keep stepping on my feet! Do it again and I'll hurt you!
Relena: *steps on his foot*
Heero: *eyes flash* *kicks her as hard as he can in the shin*
Relena: *crumples as her leg snaps* *bawls* HEEEEEEEEEEEROOO!!
Heero: *walks away whistling* I feel much better now...

 
Wufei: ...and it rides great! ^_^ I used it to get away from Noin when we first...met. You should try it out sometime.
Trowa: Okay! I love riding motorcycles. I'm saving up to buy one...
Quatre: ...and this is when I went to Paris. For the tenth time...Relena...hello? *thinking* If she doesn't pay attention in two seconds I'm going to push her off...
Relena: Siiiiigh...Heero...
Duo: *is watching Quatre's reaction with glee*
Heero: *continues to distract Relena while Quatre's temper rises* Hehehe...
Quatre: Relenaaaaaaa! ONE! TWO!! GOODBYE! *shoves her off*
Relena: AUUUGGHHHH!!! *splaaaaaat* *the song Ding Dong the Witch is Dead plays*
Duo and Heero: *cheer and clap* Yay, Quatre!
Quatre: *breathing heavily* I finally did something about her! ^_^
Heero: ...too bad I never did it... -_-'

Duo: Quatre...what happened to your neck?! It looks like it's been lacerated!
Quatre: *blush* I know...this is such an awful picture of me...I'm also not holding my bow correctly, or in the right place... ^^' And my wrist is bent! O_o I mean, look at the positions of my arms! My instructor would have a fit if he saw this picture!
Trowa: ...I look fine, though...
~
 
NOTE: I can not read Japanese (yet... ^_^), so I don't know what this picture really says, so don't chastise me if you can read the signs, kay? ^_^

Heero: Trowa, get your hair out of my table!
Duo: Dude, it went right through the other side! Now I know why some people say that he could poke somebody's eye out with those bangs! O_o
Trowa: Haha, shut up and get me out. That's the last time I use Catherine's hair spray.

Wufei: *smile* I like this outfit. I feel like I'm in colonial times...when they had JUSTICE!! ^_^
Quatre: Yay! More roses! ^_^
Trowa: Quatre... *smile*
Relena: ...it's just like I'm holding my wedding bouquet, Heero! ^_^
Duo: Hey, Relena! *smack*
Heero: *smirk*
 
Wufei: *siiiiigh* Studying is for the weak.
Quatre: Trowa, please stop kicking my chair...
Trowa: *innocent look* Sorry...
Duo: *poke* *grin* *poke* *grin* *poke* *grin*
Heero: Cut it out, Maxwell...

NOTE: I can't read these signs, either! ^_^' So don't chastise me if you can read the signs, kay? ^_^

Noin: Duo! I've told you time and time again to leave these in your room, not the bathroom!
Duo: AAAARRRRGGHH!! *turns bright red* Noiiiiiin!
Heero: Hehehe...nice boxers, Duo!
Quatre: Trowa, help! They're scaring meeee!
Trowa: *sweatdrops* Ehe...it's going to be okay, Quatre...
Wufei: WHY DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME, ONNA?!
Sally: ^_^ Because it's fun!
Wufei: *chases her out of the room* GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
 
Trowa: That was a good shot.
Quatre: What?!
Trowa: I said, that was a good shot.
Quatre: Oh, no, I don't even have a cold!
Trowa: *sweatdrop*
Wufei: Why won't my gun fire? *looks inside* *the gun explodes in his face* ...oh...
Heero: ...got it!
Duo: Great shot, Heero! But you still haven't beaten my score!
Heero: ...never challenge me when I'm holding a gun, Maxwell...
Duo: O_o I'll try to remember that...

Wufei: Hmmmm...well, maybe if we use this...
Trowa: No, that wouldn't work. How about this...?
Quatre: Nope, already tried that. I'm still getting a negative as far as reaction goes...
Heero: You're doing it wrong. It goes like this...
Duo: Oh, yaaaaawn...
 
Quatre: Howdy, Heero! Howdy, Trowa! ^_^
Heero: ...howdy.
Trowa: Howdy, Quatre!
Duo: Wufei, they haven't even noticed us yet! *relaxes and crosses his legs*
Wufei: *nonchalantly hides their wanted poster with his head* Get away from me, Maxwell! *inches away from him*
Duo: Relax, Wufei. If you relax, they won't notice you!
Wufei: Okay, I'll try it out. *clears his throat* Howdy, sherriff!
Heero: It's the outlaw, Wufei Chang!
Wufei and Duo: O_o ACK! *they both run away*
Wufei: *glares* They won't notice?!
Duo: *mutters* Shut up, Wufei...

Duo: *singing* Airplanes flying through the sky, zoooooom! Zooooom!
Quatre: *laughs* I used to sing that song all the time with my sisters! ^_^
Trowa: *mutters* I see the airplane! ^_^
Wufei: Maxwell, how old ARE you?!
Heero and Wufei: *both notice the camera guy at the same time* o_O
Heero: *nudges Duo* *hisses into his ear* There's a camera guy right behind you, and he taped your song, Maxwell.
Duo: o_O
 
Duo: *pant* *pant* Heero, must we push this thing all the way up the hill? I mean, we've still got about another mile to go!
Heero: Yes, we do. Along with going over those mountains up ahead.
Duo: *looks up at them* U-u-u-up th-th-ose?!!! Oiii... *passes out*
Heero: *rolls his eyes* Who needs you, Maxwell? *glances over at Relena* Er...you stay here...honey... *grimaces* ...and I'll be right back. I'm going to show you some of my tricks on my motorbike!
Relena: *pauses, thinking about it* ...well, okay. But don't take too long, Hee-kun! ^_^
Heero: Okay, hehehe-ho boy... o_O *whispers something to Wufei*
Wufei: *grins* Go for it, Yuy!
Heero: *glances at Relena, who is staring google-eyed at him* o_O Don't worry, I plan to. *starts running up the hill*
Relena: *clamps onto Wufei's arm immediately* Doyouthinkhe'llgethurtIhopenothe'ssocuteohmygoshIbrokeanaildoyouthinkitwilltakeverylongforhimtocomebackmycarisprobablyoverheatingalreadyWufeiwhereareyougoing? Wufei: *pries her away and tears after Heero* Wait for meeeeeee!!
Duo: *wakes up* Oi...my head... *looks around* Hey, where'd Heero and Wufei go? *spots Relena, who is bawling for Heero* Oh...I can understand why they left...
Quatre: Look at the pretty sky, Trowa. Isn't it pretty? I think it's pretty. Did I mention that it's pretty?
(sorry folks, but in one of the first episodes he says that the earth is beautiful about two dozen times, so I figured that these lines were fair. ^_~)
Trowa: ...sure. It's really pret- ...Quatre, we lived out in the middle of space for two months. Don't you think we've seen enough of it?
Quatre: *shrugs* I just thought it was pretty. *looks up at the sky* Sigh...it's so pretty...
Trowa: o_O Quatre, stop saying that.
Quatre: Huh? Oh, okay. It's so gorgeous!
Trowa: QUATRE!!!!
Relena: *peers along the horizon for Heero* *spots a minute dust cloud* IT'S HEERO!! ^_^ YAAAAYY!!
Heero: *grins as he spots Relena* Here I come, Relena! *speeds up even more*
Duo: *suddenly realizes what Heero's planning on doing* o_O O...kay...I think I'll just sit over here by Quatre... *slowly inches off the road*
Quatre: Hiya, Duo! Want to talk about how pre-gor- *wilts under Trowa's glare* Okay. Let's talk about something else.
Duo: Hold on a second Quatre, I want to watch this.
Heero: *guns his bike for a fresh burst of speed and runs it into Relena head on, jumping off right before the impact* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Relena: *screams one last "HEEEEEEEEROOO!!!" before being blown up into little chunks of Relena and spurting blood all over everything within a range of thirty feet*
Wufei: *doubles over laughing*
Duo: *falls onto his back laughing hysterically*
Quatre: o_O ...Relena...you got blood on my new shirt... *covers his eyes*
Trowa: It's...okay...Quatre... *is laughing too hard to be much of a comfort to Quatre*
 
 




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